Ever been to a Big Lots store? I totally love Big Lots. They had three tables full of Health and Beauty products (NOT OUTDATED)..... ALL 90% off. These are my bargains.



This made my birthday so very special.






We'll start in the center. Accu Clear, 3 tests, $1.59. First Response, 3 tests, $1.79. All of the EquaLine (digital) tests, one each box, $1.29, each. Male Fertility Test, $2.99.

I also could have bought a bottle of Astroglide for $0.49, but I passed it up. Because I don't take it in the ass.

There was a whole wall of boxes of rubbers, ranging in price from 29 cents to 69 cents, but again, I couldn't think of anyone who could have used them.

I did get an entire shit load of make up. And brushes, and hair barrettes and whatnots. Also? I bought a new Black and Decker Iron, with retractable cord, for $3.49.

I am awesome.