So, I'm sitting at work and this sweet little old lady starts yelling:
"I have to S-H-I-T-T!"
"I have to S-H-I-T-T right noooow!"

So, I found a CNA to help me and we took her to the bathroom, where she did, in fact, s-h-i-t. After all was said and done, she says to us, "Oh, thank you girls. How much do I owe you?"

HAHAHAHAHA


I have to say that my life in the nursing home is interesting. I absolutely LOVE it. I know I am meant to be there. I love being home in the evenings. I get to see the kids more, I'm not nearly as grouchy and I don't even have to take the ol' AD's anymore. I got my rosy spectacles back!

The kids are doing very well in school, they are healthy, as am I, and they want entirely too much for Christmas. (Have you seen how much the new PS3 is? Um.. if not, it's $600, not including a freaking GAME. Jeebus.)

Needless to say, they won't be getting one of those.

How are you all?