Can a doctor suck and still make you feel better?

I went to see the OB/Gyn again today. I got the sono scheduled, and that was just about it. I gave him a list of my problems, including the fact that now I have dull achy pain after sex. My poor hubby got some nookie only 3 times this last cycle. Once the day of ovulation and twice after that. (Well, I guess if you count blow jobs, 4.)

He also said he really, really wanted Dan to get that semen specimen to the lab right away. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink- is all I'm saying. He won't perform for a cup. He won't even perform for me if he knows it's under the guise of the cup. I'd say it's a classic case of the Heebie Geebies.

Dr. Brown-eye has the absolute BEST bedside manner. He's always smiling, and touching my arm, in an "I care about YOU" sort of way. He said to me, exactly twice, that WE will get this fixed and not to worry. (I was a little giddy when he mentioned a LAP. Thank Fucking God.)

But I still want to take out my long spikey earring and jab it into his eye, because I'll never forget that one time when he said, "Remember, you're already doubly blessed."

Update- probably March 7th or 8th.