So here goes:

1. Grab the nearest book.

2. Open the book to page 123.

3. Find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.

5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

Here's mine:
"Bowel habits are evaluated on the basis of what is normal for that patient. The nurse also determines whether the client can manage bowel function independently. Independence in bowel elimination requires cognition, manual dexterity, sensation, muscle control, and mobility."
from: Medical-Surgical Nursing: Critical Thinking for Collaborative Care 4th Edition by Ignatavicius and Workman.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mine would be about poop. That's what you get when you get a nursing student involved in your fun little game.

Now can anyone tell me how to insert links?
I got this idea from Kether