I have a story that I'm sure you all will find hilarious.

I was mortified.

But I think you all will love it.

Last weekend, we hosted a small barbecue with a few family members. My parents were sitting here in my living room, as were 2 of my brothers and my husband.

We were all eating and talking... la dee da. Until...

You know how Microsoft Windows has this setting for a screensaver that makes a slideshow of your pictures? You know?

Well, they do. And mine was on. (My computer is in the living room and my parents had been half-assedly watching/commenting on some of the pics.)

All of a sudden, there shows a full 17 inch screen picture of my boobs.

Yes, I had a bra on.

But still.

You see, a few weeks ago, I was home alone and I decided to email my husband a sexy little email and decided to include a picture of me flashing the camera.

Then, I forgot to delete the picture.

Holy fuck.

So, here's my parents looking at this picture of me and my boobs. My husband looks over at the computer and yells: OH MY GOD. And begins laughing. He is sitting SO CLOSE to the computer but does NOT ATTEMPT TO COVER IT UP, OR EVEN MOVE THE MOUSE TO STOP THE SLIDESHOW/SCREENSAVER. Instead he sits here and laughs and I start yelling COVER IT UP, OH MY GOD, COVER IT UP.

My face, it was so red, and so hot.

Finally the picture changes.

Then, I had to explain to my PARENTS that I had emailed Dan a picture of myself. and my boobs.